October 28, 2007: Tuesday-Issue 2 Volume 1

What’s up? Not much happened today, but I saw the softer side of Riley (a dude who has been buggin’ me). At soccer, though, my crush girl is on my team! And even better news is that I’m the only cool (not exactly cool, but the coolest on the team) one on the team! Other than Joe, or Jo-whatev. But Joe or Jo is in 4th grade, and me and crush girl are in 5th, so no worries. But crush girl has been hitting on other guys… me no like . Should I still like her? Vote in your comments. Results December 1st. Did I mention that I’m a straight-A student? Honor roll, every year. But I’m in one of those “smart snobby kid” schools, so there’s competition. There’s this kid, Johann, in my class (I think he has a slight mental problem), and he keeps running his head into people’s privates .

~Winkie4