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November 1, 2008: Saturday-Issue 6 Volume 1

winkie4 — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 17:50:16 +0000

Boy, that was some Halloween last night! During trick or treating, I met up with some of the girls at school- Linda Lee, Ali, Jo-Jo, and Britt. Riley kept saying that I want to marry Linda Lee, but for the record, I DON’T!!! Since I was in a different neighborhood than my family, I bagged more candy (woo hoo) and am eating some right now. Nothing much happened today. By the way, sometimes I accidentaly forget to post posts on some days so they may come late (like this one). I guess I’ll write one about today next. Bye.

~Winkie4

October 31, 2008: Friday-Issue 5 Volume 1

winkie4 — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 03:05:01 +0000

Boy, do I have a lot to tell you! First of all, it’s Halloween!!! At school we had this huge pep rally and my voice went a little hoarse. Then, we set up the 5th grade Halloween Carnival. My booth was Knock it Off, and we scored so many customers! I was a skeleton, and I scared all the little kids. My friends Wheeler and Jack dressed up as cheerleaders from a rival school and thats one of the reasons so many people came. It was sad when we had to quit. But, I got invited to a sleep-over party at my friend Alex’s house. Lucky for me they had a computer here so I could make this post. We went trick or treating and I got soo much candy! Anyway, I’m sitting here waiting for midnight to come. See ya!

~Winkie4

October 30, 2008: Thursday-Issue 4 Volume 1

winkie4 — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 22:43:09 +0000

What’s up? For this month (and a little bit of November) on Tuesdays and Thursdays, I have soccer, making these posts more interesting. I think I really like crush girl… <3 and I’m gonna keep liking her (unless the polls says no)! So far, nobody has been coming. I did a little advertising on Meebo, but I’ve decided to stop. I want this site to grow on its own. I did tons of advertising with http://www.winkie4.wordpress.com/ and as a result, it grew faster. Crush girl wasn’t at soccer… , but they announced final teams. I’m on crush girl’s team, Jo (or Joe… whatev), and with Richard (really nice guy, small, and is a great soccer player)! So I expect good Tuesdays and Thursdays.

I just got home from soccer practice, and my legs still hurt from being literally sqeezed to death by shin guards, so I’m glad to have them off. Tomarrow on Halloween, I’m going as a dead guy from the Titanic. You can expect a late post tomarrow because of Halloween. I’m gonna go to Alex’s house to spend the night. Maybe they have a computer there where I can post…

~Winkie4

P.S. CRUSH GIRL’S MINE!!!

P.S.S. What are you being for Halloween?

P.S.S.S. ~Winkie4

October 29, 2008: Wednesday-Issue 3 Volume 1

winkie4 — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 22:29:25 +0000

Hey! I’ve been dreaming this site will turn up all popular and appear around the world. And there’d be ads on tv… sort of how http://ihasahotdog.wordpress.com/ turned out really funny and popular. So I’ve been trying.

Anyway, nothing really happened to me. My math teacher was mean… Mac bullied me… and me and Jacob chatted. The usual. So… for now, bye!

~Winkie4

October 28, 2007: Tuesday-Issue 2 Volume 1

winkie4 — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:28:07 +0000

What’s up? Not much happened today, but I saw the softer side of Riley (a dude who has been buggin’ me). At soccer, though, my crush girl is on my team! And even better news is that I’m the only cool (not exactly cool, but the coolest on the team) one on the team! Other than Joe, or Jo-whatev. But Joe or Jo is in 4th grade, and me and crush girl are in 5th, so no worries. But crush girl has been hitting on other guys… me no like . Should I still like her? Vote in your comments. Results December 1st. Did I mention that I’m a straight-A student? Honor roll, every year. But I’m in one of those “smart snobby kid” schools, so there’s competition. There’s this kid, Johann, in my class (I think he has a slight mental problem), and he keeps running his head into people’s privates .

~Winkie4

October 27, 2008: Monday-Issue 1 Volume 1

winkie4 — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 00:53:00 +0000

Yo! I’m Winkie4. You took a one way ticket to funnyville! Lolz, I never talk like that… heh… anyway, I’m here to tell you about stuff that happened to me that day… whether it’s tragic, funny, sad, happy, or angry, it’s mostly funny. so… at the beggining… I go to a school. We have 5 main classes every day: Math, History, Reading, Science, and English. Then we have P.E. (instead of P.E. today we had Art), then lunch, recess, special class (today is Monday, so we had Music), then a short study hall. But all sorts of stuff happen in between those things…

…and I’m here to share them with you! One other thing… can you keep a secret? I have a crush on a secret girl… but you’ll have to figure it out at the “Girl” Page. It’s easy, don’t worry. Plus, my bud Jacob, I can count on him. He’ll bail me out XD!!! I also play Club Penguin. My fav TV show is iCarly. I wanna be a doctor when I get a job. But I saw my crush girl talking to those “popular guys” at carpool and it made me sooo sad! To tell the truth, I cried. We switched places in math (HORROR I HATE MATH) but I got to sit next to my other bud, Wheeler and Jack. Too bad Christian was in front of me (he’s weird). Anyway, you can expect more of this from me later on this week.

~Winkie4